I’ve been watching you, lady. You’ve had that raspberry pistachio tart in front of you for 57 minutes. All you’ve eaten is one spoon of that divine creation. What’s the problem? Is the cutlery not working well enough to transport the cake to your mouth in a satisfactory manner? I don’t think so. Because I used the very same cutlery to liquidate my slice of black forest in 27 seconds. There was possibly the faintest of smirks on your face as you witnessed the demolition in you